The Showers are a monochrome, silent area wrought with soapy backgrounds, pale curtains, and black puddles sloshed with tracks. Its entrance is a single-room panorama found through the fourth floor of the second side of the Office at the end of a hall, containing a large black figure stooped over in a tub.
- This area is home to a sole denizen: a shadowy and dripping figure, presumably taking a bath. He can be killed with the Nail Bat Effect as of version 0.02.
- The sole denizen of the inner showers is a showering figure.